The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
