sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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