That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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