He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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