Don't you send me to vm
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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