I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize