I wish i was in the wii world.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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