I think my vagina is haunted
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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