New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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