I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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