yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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