Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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