I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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