I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Randomize
