yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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