Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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