Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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