We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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