Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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