Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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