I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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