So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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