Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
