You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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