But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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