Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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