My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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