Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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