we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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