You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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