Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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