I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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