The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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