If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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