if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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