drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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