Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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