Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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