Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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