I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Randomize
