great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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