Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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