I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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