Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Congratulations! We have a period
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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