you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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