Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
