Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
