If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sorry about my life...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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