Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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