oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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