Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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