this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Mom said you looked used
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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