I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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