Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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