I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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